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[24 Oct 2011|05:14pm] |
[Backdated to yesterday because I suck]
so uhhhhhh. no one freak out, but I can't find the invisible fairy.
in more other news—look, the PDAs are back up! ............awesome, right?
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[15 Oct 2011|07:32pm] |
this is the ugliest effing hat I've ever seen.
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so who wants to go out tonight?
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[24 Sep 2011|02:10pm] |
fuck this axiom shit, you guys. and fuck camulus.
WE'RE HAVING A PARTY TONIGHT
I require all members of my Emergency Party Team to report in immediately. that means you, luka. and paris. this old lesbian bed-and-breakfast isn't going to fix itself up, you know, there is so much work that needs to be done
meanwhile, for the rest of you:
I am currently accepting all applications for dance partners below~~
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[26 Aug 2011|09:43pm] |
soooooo, camulus....................................no parties tonight? WHAT IS THIS, DIVINITY SCHOOL and don't anyone dare say but layth, if you wanted a party, why didn't you plan one because excuuuuuuuse me, i believe i did my share last weekend and i have been ever so busy preparing for the eid al-fitr which will most likely be tuesday and it has been a HARD 30 days of not actually fasting and refraining from sin in any sense of the word you lazy bastards
( Helga. )
( Mason. )
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[16 Aug 2011|02:18pm] |
jerk chicken in the cafeteria for lunch?
ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE
in other exciiiiiiiiiting news: alpha wolves party friday night wear a costume MAKE IT SEXY see you suckers laaaaater
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[06 Aug 2011|12:18am] |
GREETINGS, WORLD. from the wondrous seaside city of Aqaba, home of the most leisurely of goats and maybe some people, too. just fucking google mapshere it, okay. as Abu Layth has fiiiiiiinally decided to make an appearance, I can take a break from occupying the center of my grandparents' universe and post the following update in a transparent attempt to make you all jealous. or perhaps this is just an indirect way of mocking dante. either way, let me know if it works
( images below )
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[26 Jul 2011|12:17am] |
[Alphas]
Screw training for a couple days, lads. And screw all this sad shit. I wanna play ultimate frisbee.
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[Helga]
Hey, Liebchen. How do you f I'm sorry your
Have you eaten today? Do you want me to bring you dinner? Or just toast? Eggs? Steak? We have a lot of steak, you know. Do you need other stuff? Shampoo? Toothpaste? DVDspheres? Candy? Stuffed animals? Medication? Street drugs? Sunscreen? New underwear? Extension cords? Small appliances? Utensils? Clean bedsheets? Q-tips? Tissues? Mysterious girl products? Air fresheners? Candles? Binoculars? Should I stop talking now??
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[08 Jul 2011|01:30pm] |
[Alphas & Amazons]
Brothers. Ladies.
In the interests of further complicating our respective societies' already incredibly complex relationship....................let's have some one-on-one time tomorrow night. Perrrrrrrrrrsonally I like beaches, but as I'm sure allllllllllllll of you know I'm nothing if not flexible. You know what else I like??? these infomercials with the old white guy with the monotone and the eyepatch, what a champ
.........................oh and drinks are on Alpha
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllll you know something's wrong when I haven't been drunk in a full two weeks
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[22 Jun 2011|09:43pm] |
BROTHERS! and others
THREE GUESSES as to what the gruff peppermint loving UPS guy dropped off at ALPHA HOUSE today & the first two don't count. IF YOU WIN, you get uhhhhhhhhhhhh 7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN with any alpha wolf of your choosing
[Klaus]
HELLO, meine Liebling. meine persönliche Apotheker. you got anything that'll help me write an 8-page essay in [...] 10 hours?
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[Dante]
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck me I'm so fuuuuuckked I need a favour
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[11 Jun 2011|12:39pm] |
I don't know why I'm on that cast list, because WAS IT NOT CLEAR to all of you that I went as a joke besides musicals are fairy princess stuff so how do I drop out do you think
[Casper]
you know that old episode of glee when kurt gets voted prom queen?
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[Helga]
I will preface this by saying DON'T LIKE DON'T READ but happy birthday I guess
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[03 Jun 2011|01:52pm] |
[Filtered to Natalia]
hey babe, what colour is your dress I need to know so I can decide which keffiyeh to wear [/Filter]
[Filtered to Helga]
hey babe, what colour is your dress I need to know so I can decide which keffiyeh to wear [/Filter]
ATTN: CAMULUS. if you happen to see Dante Cordoba walking around campus today, please give him a kick in the nuts & tell him it was from me THANKS
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[26 May 2011|02:23pm] |
BUY SUMMER SOCIAL TICKETS PEOPLE or don't, but still come and I'll PERSONALLY escort you over the back balcony like it's the great escape on rewind THAT'S A JOKE, JOHNNY but not really because I didn't sleep through social chair training seminars for a week ANOTHER JOKE to have you lot NOT SHOW UP
I will answer all of your burning questions now
( Social Chairs )
( ALPHA WOLVES! )
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